How To Get A Human
If your as tired as I am of corporate computer answering services, use this database to find out how to get a human.
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The Evolution Store
Want to know where you can rent or buy a human skeleton? The Evolution Store sells unique natural history collectibles usually seen only in Museums. These include framed butterflies and beetles, fossils, seashells, skulls and skeletons, medical models, and tribal art.
Forrest Grove Estates
Imagine waking up each morning in the luxury of a community planned to meet your every need and desire. A place where the birds are always singing and the sun is always shining. A place where you can socialize with other residents in the community lounge, play golf on a private course set among acres of virginal woodlands or splash around in a crystal-blue pool, washing away the recollection of the outside world. A place with a community spirit of a high school cheerleading team and the charm of a small country town. A place where happiness is secured and security is guaranteed. Forest Grove is a place where the good life is a way of life.
World Jump Day
Join me tomorrow, World Jump Day, in the attempt to drive planet Earth into a new orbit by having millions of people jump simultaneously. Scientific research has proven that this change of planetary positioning would very likely stop global warming, extend daytime hours, and create a more homogenous climate.
Look here for inspiration.
And look here for another cool jumping project.
Disembodied Cuisine
For the Disembodied Cuisine art project, they attempt to grow frog skeletal muscle over biopolymer for potential food consumption. A biopsy is be taken from an animal which will continue to live and be displayed in the gallery along side the growing “steakâ€. This installation will culminate in a “feastâ€. The idea and research into this project began in Harvard in 2000. The first steak they have grown was made out of pre-natal sheep cells (skeletal muscle). We used cells harvested as part of research into tissue engineering techniques in utero. The steak was grown from an animal that was not yet born.
Feeding Your Family On $45 Per Week
Weather because of an emergency or plain old penny pinching, sometimes it’s necessary to scrimp and save. Here is a menu for feeding your family on $45 per week. Forty-five dollars will seem outrageously abundant to some, while it will seem miniscule to others. It is the smallest amount they were able to come up with that will provide enough supplies to an empty kitchen to feed an entire family for a week. The servings are ample and a few adjustments allow you to increase the quantities from 4 servings to 6. Newly added nutritional information makes it clear that except for sodium, these recipes are “nutritious” and “healthy”.
Big Pong
Humanity has stooped to a new low. This is a neverending massively multiplayer pong game. Yes, it’s real, and for this I apologize. Requires Flash 8. As people visit the site they are added to one of two teams, and the group’s mouse positions are weighted to discover where the pong paddle will go.
Brownie, You’re Doing a Heck of a Job!
“Brownie, You’re doing a heck of a job!” Words that will go down in history. Have your say in some small way. They’ll even send you free flags. Have fun and keep your nose plugged!
