BLT Candles
Bacon scented candles.
Bacon = Freedom; Lettuce = Love; Tomato = Passion
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Bacon Chocolate Candy Bar
On the heels of the chocolate martini post I introduce you to Vosges Haut-Chocolat’s wonderful new item – the bacon exotic candy bar. Applewood smoked bacon + Alder smoked salt + deep milk chocolate = savory sweet deliciousness.
Overated Menu
Anthony Bourdain gives his opinion on dining’s most recent and hottest trends.
Chocolate martini: Both chocolate and liquor are good in bars, but ordering them together announces that you don’t like or appreciate either. Anyone who requests this drink should also get a T-shirt that says “I am an asshole, please take my money.”
Coffee Drinks Illustrated
The vast number of ordering options and new words with accented characters can make ordering fancy coffee drinks a bit intimidating. Lokesh Dhakar gives us side-by-side diagrams of a few common espresso drinks to help understand some of the differences.
Bacon Flavored Water
Molli’s Choice non-carbonated water is pure, free of fluoride and chlorine, are fortified with vitamin and nutrients, and are specially formulated to promote healthy teeth, bones, eyes and heart. To top it all off, the water is FLAVORED LIKE BACON. The catch, it’s made for your dog. Don’t fear however it’s safe for human consumption. See our email exchange after the jump. I know what I’m buying next time I’m at PetSmart.
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Threatening Weiners
I love this hotdog homeland security threat level system. We are currently at threat level Chicago dog with the works.
Severe Risk – Fried, Bacon-Wrapped Tijuana Danger Dog Topped With Jalapenos, Onions and Mayo
High Risk – Chicago Dog With Everything
Significant Risk – Hebrew National Kosher Dog With Relish and Onions
General Risk – Microwaved Oscar Meyer Wieners on White Bread Roll with Ketchup
Low Risk – Steamed Tofu Pup on Sprouted Wheat Roll
Pizza A La Disgusting
Tired of the same old cheese and pepperoni ‘za? This website will generate a random pizza for you. Mine was a thin crust with red sauce and blue cheese, roasted garlic, squash, and smoked salmon as toppings. Yuck!
The Best Bacon Ever!(?)
At first I thought, “OMG! Delicious”. Then I almost immediately thought, “OMG! I’m gonna be sick”. I think bacon is all about the fat but this is just ridiculous.